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October 18, 2016Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire
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March 28, 2016Job Email Subject Lines from a Poor College Graduate in a Dickens Novel
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June 26, 2015The Cover Letter of Every College Graduate with a Liberal Arts Degree
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April 8, 2015Adult Films I Could Star In
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April 8, 2015New Age Nondescript Markers of Status
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February 21, 2013More Accurate Names for the Generic Cereals Consumed While Broke and Unemployed
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January 25, 2013An Open Letter to My 1994 High School Class Regarding My Designation of “Most Likely to Succeed.”
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December 7, 2012An Open Letter to the Job Market
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October 24, 2012Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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December 16, 2011Norse History for Bostonians: A Brief Introduction to Norse Economic Policy for Bostonians
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic