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All posts tagged
unemployment
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March 28, 2016Job Email Subject Lines from a Poor College Graduate in a Dickens Novel
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June 26, 2015The Cover Letter of Every College Graduate with a Liberal Arts Degree
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April 8, 2015Adult Films I Could Star In
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April 8, 2015New Age Nondescript Markers of Status
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February 21, 2013More Accurate Names for the Generic Cereals Consumed While Broke and Unemployed
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January 25, 2013An Open Letter to My 1994 High School Class Regarding My Designation of “Most Likely to Succeed.”
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December 7, 2012An Open Letter to the Job Market
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October 24, 2012Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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December 16, 2011Norse History for Bostonians: A Brief Introduction to Norse Economic Policy for Bostonians
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November 2, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Reduce Unemployment By Running the Ball
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit