1. You can’t.
2. They’ve ruined you,
3. Those bastards.
4. Remember
5. Your old butthole?
6. You can’t.
7. Damn
8. Bloody
9. Savages.
10. Enjoy.
Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron today!
“An enduring literary presence.”—Chicago Tribune
“Brilliant and always surprising.”—Detroit Free Press
Subscribe to McSweeney’s Quarterly today.
Use the code TENDENCY at checkout for $5 off.
1. You can’t.
2. They’ve ruined you,
3. Those bastards.
4. Remember
5. Your old butthole?
6. You can’t.
7. Damn
8. Bloody
9. Savages.
10. Enjoy.