1. You can’t.
2. They’ve ruined you,
3. Those bastards.
4. Remember
5. Your old butthole?
6. You can’t.
7. Damn
8. Bloody
9. Savages.
10. Enjoy.
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1. You can’t.
2. They’ve ruined you,
3. Those bastards.
4. Remember
5. Your old butthole?
6. You can’t.
7. Damn
8. Bloody
9. Savages.
10. Enjoy.