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BY BLAKE WIRHT
That’s the fattest cat I’ve ever ever seen.
I have seen fatter.
That’s not a fat cat!
How did he get this fat?
It’s either a moldy watermelon or a fluffy cow. I can’t tell!
He’s so cute! I bet he makes a snuggly cuddly squishy pillow!
Bob, did you rate these a 1?
Two paws up!
Seriously, I haven’t any idea how hair got in your toothbrush!
Can I move to the bathtub now?
Hair didn’t get in my toothbrush!! And that babe is very cute!
What is your deal? I did not throw the toilet paper down the drain!
AH! The light hurts!
Tu eres un elephante grande y un gato bonito! Pretty fat kitty!!!!!!
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