ADMIT: to having a healthy fondness for Star Wars.
BUT: do not mention how much money you actually paid to attend “Star Wars Celebration”
NOR: how much time you spent making your Ki-Adi-Mundi costume.
ADMIT: that sometimes, instead of cooking for yourself, you will just have a bowl of cereal.
BUT: do not serve cereal for dinner, if you invite your date over for dinner,
NOR: let it be known that there is actually nothing to eat in your entire kitchen but cereal.
ADMIT: to having seen Internet pornography.
BUT: do not have it open on your screen when your date uses your laptop,
NOR: be the sole person in said pornographic video that is open on your laptop.
ADMIT: you binge-watched Breaking Bad in under one week.
BUT: do not say you called in sick from work to do so,
NOR: confess that you actually just spent that time cooking meth yourself, and that you pawned your television months ago.
ADMIT: your respect for all animals, including bees.
BUT: do not admit that noise in your wall is from a beehive you put there intentionally, “for the honey,”
NOR: reprimand your date for screaming, swatting, and running away from your little pets.