When enjoying a romantic evening out with your special woman, always remember to compliment what she’s done with her facial hair.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
July 12, 2006
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