When enjoying a romantic evening out with your special woman, always remember to compliment what she’s done with her facial hair.
LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
A catalog of Trump’s worst cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes.
Also available as a free downloadable PDF.
July 12, 2006
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