[Originally published September 3, 2002.]
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“Raarghhh!”
“Waaark!”
“Vaaarrk!”
“Growwk!”
“Awwrk?”
“Aowwww!”
“Narowrrr?!”
“Vowarrrk!”
“Rawrrk!”
“Nowrrrrragh!”
“Nrawwwwk!”
“Waaaaarrk!”
“Yawrrrk!”
“Raarghh!”
“Varowrk!”
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