Facebook: I like pooping on the rose bush
Twitter: I’m #poopingontherosebush
Instagram: Here’s a vintage photo of me pooping on the rose bush
YouTube: Look at me, I’m pooping on the rose bush!
Linked In: My skills include pooping on rose bushes
Foursquare: This is where I come whenever I want to poop on a rose bush
Pinterest: Here’s a design I created using my poop and a rose bush
Tinder: I like pooping on rose bushes. You?