Facebook: I like pooping on the rose bush

Twitter: I’m #poopingontherosebush

Instagram: Here’s a vintage photo of me pooping on the rose bush

YouTube: Look at me, I’m pooping on the rose bush!

Linked In: My skills include pooping on rose bushes

Foursquare: This is where I come whenever I want to poop on a rose bush

Pinterest: Here’s a design I created using my poop and a rose bush

Tinder: I like pooping on rose bushes. You?