Sex swing
Electric slide
Merry-go-to-hell
Teeter-splatter
See-saw-in-half
Tethered balls
Soap-on-a-rope ladder
Jungle Jim Nabors
Hop Scotch-on-the-rocks
Monkeypox bars
The gland box
May 7, 2004
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