Voters driven to polls by friend Jason, despite hating Jason
Self-loathing in Broward County
98% of votes in Santarosa County cast for Stalin
Unapproved “Gore eats old people” yard signs
All Gore voters statewide accidentally falling in front of trucks
Evidence of chicanery by infamous Miami Sound Machine
Democrats forced to vote in special “chamber of mice” booth
All 3,765 Gore daughters dressing as elderly women and voting in West Palm Beach
Casting all-Democrat ballot forms face of Satan on punch card
“Weird” feeling in Walton and Okaloosa Counties
“Weird” Al Yankovic in Hendry County
Ralph Nader
Everything being stupid and sucking