My Optometrist Recommended Bifocals Face

I Still Don’t Have A 401k Face

At Every Turn A Catastrophe Could Occur Face

I’ve Been Working At This Job How Long Face

I Call Them “Orthopedics” And Not “Kicks” Face

Existential Crisis Face

I’m Not Sure, But I Think Time Is Moving More Rapidly Now That I’m In My 40s Face

I’m In My 40s Face

This Is Actually My Crying Face — Same As My Sad Face — But With Salty Tears Face

I Just Ate Hot Dog On A Stick At The Mall Face

Sudden But Not Unexpected Wave Of Melancholy Face

It’s All So Clear To Me Now Face

I Was Born Like This Face

This Is Just My Default Face Face