McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Now through December 31st, become a member of our Patreon at $5/month (or more) and receive an exclusive humor e-book featuring thirty of our favorite pieces. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.

Articles by

Sally Miller

Sally Miller is a Los Angeles based writer. She lives with her husband, two children, and a huge Lab mix who refuses to pick up after himself. You can read her work on The Belladonna Comedy, The Rumpus, Slackjaw, and more.