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Articles by
Sally Miller
Sally Miller is a Los Angeles based writer. She lives with her husband, two children, and a huge Lab mix who refuses to pick up after himself. You can read her work on The Belladonna Comedy, The Rumpus, Slackjaw, and more.
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August 8, 2019Resting Sad Faces
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May 1, 2019I Am a Teacher and I Love Large Class Sizes!
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November 19, 2018Airbnb Reviews of Mothers’ Wombs
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August 31, 2018Awakening Your Teacher Chakras
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May 24, 2018Word Problems for Designing Your Children’s Perfect Summer Camp Schedule
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April 10, 2018Horoscopes for Librarians
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January 11, 2018Honest College Alumni Profiles
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August 23, 2017Things I’ve Said to My New Puppy or to a Republican Senator?
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director