Be slow in choosing plans, but fast in canceling them.

Get out while the going is good, or bad, or any kind of vibe, really.

Better never than late.

To err is human; to “umm” fills the awkward silence.

Look before you leap… into small talk.

It takes two to tango but one to fake a back injury to avoid dance lessons.

Birds of a feather avoid eye contact together.

All good solitude comes to an end with group projects.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single nap.

The early bird gets the seat near the exit.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. An introvert at a pool party will eat most of the cheese tray.

Comfortable silences speak louder than words.

Good things come to those who leave.

There’s no place like home.