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Andrew Cushing
Andrew Cushing is a writer living in New York.
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April 29, 2019Welcome to The Cloaca: A Coworking and Community Space for Men
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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May 10, 2018Important MoviePass Update: MoviePass Can No Longer Be Used to See Movies
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October 18, 2017Wirecutter Review: The Best Paper Towel for Mopping Up Tears
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November 9, 2016Every Episode of Black Mirror
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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August 15, 2014Now That Every Human Owns a Pair of Nike Free Sneakers…
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July 3, 2014A Brief History of Working
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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March 6, 2014Monsanto Does Not Condone Cannibalism
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose