Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Andrew Cushing
Andrew Cushing is a writer living in New York.
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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May 10, 2018Important MoviePass Update: MoviePass Can No Longer Be Used to See Movies
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October 18, 2017Wirecutter Review: The Best Paper Towel for Mopping Up Tears
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November 9, 2016Every Episode of Black Mirror
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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August 15, 2014Now That Every Human Owns a Pair of Nike Free Sneakers…
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July 3, 2014A Brief History of Working
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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March 6, 2014Monsanto Does Not Condone Cannibalism
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September 18, 2013From the Desk of Your CEO
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe