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Articles by
Andrew Cushing
Andrew Cushing is a writer living in New York.
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April 29, 2019Welcome to The Cloaca: A Coworking and Community Space for Men
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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November 9, 2016Every Episode of Black Mirror
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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March 6, 2014Monsanto Does Not Condone Cannibalism
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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