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Articles by
Andrew Cushing
Andrew Cushing is a writer living in New York.
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April 29, 2019Welcome to The Cloaca: A Coworking and Community Space for Men
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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May 10, 2018Important MoviePass Update: MoviePass Can No Longer Be Used to See Movies
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October 18, 2017Wirecutter Review: The Best Paper Towel for Mopping Up Tears
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November 9, 2016Every Episode of Black Mirror
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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August 15, 2014Now That Every Human Owns a Pair of Nike Free Sneakers…
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July 3, 2014A Brief History of Working
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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March 6, 2014Monsanto Does Not Condone Cannibalism
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes