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Andrew Cushing
Andrew Cushing is a writer living in New York.
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper
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April 29, 2019Welcome to The Cloaca: A Coworking and Community Space for Men
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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May 10, 2018Important MoviePass Update: MoviePass Can No Longer Be Used to See Movies
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October 18, 2017Wirecutter Review: The Best Paper Towel for Mopping Up Tears
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November 9, 2016Every Episode of Black Mirror
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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August 15, 2014Now That Every Human Owns a Pair of Nike Free Sneakers…
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July 3, 2014A Brief History of Working
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex