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Articles by
Ginny Hogan
Ginny Hogan is a writer and stand up. Her new special, REGRESSION, is streaming now.
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February 8, 2022The Rules of Commas
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August 18, 2021Legal Compensation for Straight Women on Dating Apps
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July 26, 2021The Worst They Can Say Is No
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February 19, 2021Excerpts from the Novel I Wrote with the Express Intention of Selling It As a TV Show
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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December 16, 2020I Wholeheartedly Reject the Capitalist System, But…
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October 6, 2020How to Ensure Your Mail-In Ballot Gets Counted
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September 2, 2020Updated Guidelines for What Not to Wear After Labor Day
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May 26, 2020What Will Change, What Will Not
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April 15, 2020Famous TV Shows’ Intros Adjusted for Social Distancing
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April 2, 2020Things More Sexually Exciting for Women Than the “For Women” Category On Porn Sites
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January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members