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Articles by
Ginny Hogan
Ginny Hogan is a writer and stand up. Her new special, REGRESSION, is streaming now.
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July 26, 2021The Worst They Can Say Is No
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February 19, 2021Excerpts from the Novel I Wrote with the Express Intention of Selling It As a TV Show
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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December 16, 2020I Wholeheartedly Reject the Capitalist System, But…
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October 6, 2020How to Ensure Your Mail-In Ballot Gets Counted
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September 2, 2020Updated Guidelines for What Not to Wear After Labor Day
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May 26, 2020What Will Change, What Will Not
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April 15, 2020Famous TV Shows’ Intros Adjusted for Social Distancing
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April 2, 2020Things More Sexually Exciting for Women Than the “For Women” Category On Porn Sites
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January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
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November 4, 2019A Day In the Life of the Female Reply Guy
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October 24, 2019Guess the Search Term That Yielded This Stock Photo
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 7, 2025Make America Suck Again
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