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Justine Cotter
Justine Cotter is a comedy writer and creative director based in NYC.
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October 5, 2023Alternatives to Girl Math
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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November 2, 2022Are You a Parent of a Toddler or an Assistant to a Male CEO of a Tech Startup?
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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November 10, 2021Advertising Clients: What They Say vs. What They Mean
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May 25, 2021It Was Not an Insurrection—It Was a Group of Innocent Patriots on Their Way to Two-for-One Taco Night at Chili’s
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May 12, 2021Welcome to the Tortured Artists Writers’ Residency
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October 14, 2019Federal Holidays Are Not For Preserving Democracy. They’re For Celebrating Perpetrators of Genocide
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September 4, 2019I’m the Kind of Person Who Knows When to Pick Her Battles
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May 16, 2019How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—with Measles
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