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Kent Woodyard
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January 6, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Mike likes hannah!! SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!! J/K mikes creepy & rude. R U joking? gross. EEE-WWWW!!!!!!!!”
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December 16, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Because
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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November 11, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Phenomenal fur / Justifiably rodent / Hugs. Cuddles. Ferrets
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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October 13, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Our Escape From Angry Washington: George Bush Jr. On Protesters, Gateway Drugs, and Retirement
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September 21, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Ron G. Biv
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August 27, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Goliath Expects Lenience? No Dice
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July 30, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Lli-llo-lli Siaadth Patya
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July 15, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Asinine Dares Beget Asinine Deaths
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June 30, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obi-Wan dies; Han and Chewbacca Save Skywalker (and Others)
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May 20, 2009An Infant Ponders the Tabula Rasa
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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