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Kent Woodyard

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July 18, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Britney Spears poops solid gold.”

by Kent Woodyard
July 6, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson

by Kent Woodyard
June 20, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Helicopters are so stinkin’ nice!”

by Kent Woodyard
June 8, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Now you see!” said Crystal. “No one likes Kanye West.” A valid point, David confessed privately. But still—freaking Crystal—she didn’t like any hip-hop besides Mos Def

by Kent Woodyard
May 18, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “So, maybe this week they’ll fire Seacrest.”

by Kent Woodyard
April 27, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lady Gaga’s creepy—borderline ghoulish.”

by Kent Woodyard
April 6, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Says Rep. Paul: Jersey Shore Destroys Mid-American Values

by Kent Woodyard
March 28, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Tacos

by Kent Woodyard
March 16, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Nothing compares—in scope, noise, and excitement—with March Madness. Some people say college sports stink. What?!?! Shutup!”

by Kent Woodyard
March 7, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”

by Kent Woodyard
February 23, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speedos, Mustaches, Hairy Legs, ABBA. Europe’s Got Problems, No Doubt. But Let’s Cut It Some Slack. It’s Still Recovering From Colonial Revolts, Plagues, Usurping Kings, & Greece’s Latest Fiscal Bonfire

by Kent Woodyard
February 7, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Sally Sells Sea Shells at the Sea Shore

by Kent Woodyard

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