Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
Articles by
Kent Woodyard
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July 18, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Britney Spears poops solid gold.”
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July 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson
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June 20, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Helicopters are so stinkin’ nice!”
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June 8, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Now you see!” said Crystal. “No one likes Kanye West.” A valid point, David confessed privately. But still—freaking Crystal—she didn’t like any hip-hop besides Mos Def
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May 18, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “So, maybe this week they’ll fire Seacrest.”
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April 27, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lady Gaga’s creepy—borderline ghoulish.”
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April 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Says Rep. Paul: Jersey Shore Destroys Mid-American Values
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March 28, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Tacos
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March 16, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Nothing compares—in scope, noise, and excitement—with March Madness. Some people say college sports stink. What?!?! Shutup!”
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March 7, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”
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February 23, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speedos, Mustaches, Hairy Legs, ABBA. Europe’s Got Problems, No Doubt. But Let’s Cut It Some Slack. It’s Still Recovering From Colonial Revolts, Plagues, Usurping Kings, & Greece’s Latest Fiscal Bonfire
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February 7, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Sally Sells Sea Shells at the Sea Shore
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding