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Articles by
Rowdy Geirsson
When not attempting to promote Leif Eriksson awareness, Rowdy Geirsson barely maintains scandinavianaggression.com and sometimes contributes low-quality writings at Metal Sucks, Slackjaw, and Points in Case. He lives in the grim and frostbitten hinterlands of Norumbega.
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December 20, 2022Thor and Loki Go Christmas Shopping
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October 7, 2022A Short Biography of Gudrid Thorbjarnardóttir for Bostonians
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September 28, 2022Lyfjaberg Gets Taken by Eminent Domain
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September 13, 2022Tyr Enters a Mosh Pit
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August 31, 2022Odin Sends Freyja a Dick Pic
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March 17, 2022A Brief Biography of King Harald Fairhair for Bostonians
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October 8, 2021A Brief History of the Fate of Beowulf’s Homeland for Bostonians
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March 17, 2021A Short History of the Norse-Irish Slave Trade for Bostonians
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October 9, 2020A Short History of the Norse Colonization of Massachusetts for Bostonians
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July 10, 2020A Short History of the Irish Rampage and Eventual Norse Defeat of Muirchertach “Leathercloaks” Mac Néill for Bostonians, Part 2
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March 17, 2020A Short History of the Irish Rampage and Eventual Norse Defeat of Muirchertach “Leathercloaks” Mac Néill for Bostonians, Part 1
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January 29, 2020Thor Visits the RMV: An Excerpt from Norse Mythology for Bostonians
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types