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Sara K. Runnels
Sara Katherine Runnels is a writer and recovering New Yorker living in Seattle, WA. Her work has appeared in Tinder messages, late-night tweets, Gmail inboxes, group texts, Instagram captions, one Yelp review, several spec scripts her mom thinks are GREAT and The New Yorker. (She’s also a seasoned copywriter and Beyoncé’s best friend.).)
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January 13, 2022FAQ for Omicron’s Emergency Spring Rush
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December 21, 2021Me and Jesus, Single Icons
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August 6, 2021FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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March 17, 2020Alternatives to “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” During a Global Pandemic
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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September 10, 2018Introducing a New Life-Changing Drug For Men But Mostly Women
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August 6, 2018I Like My Men Like I Like My… (Trending Topics Edition)
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March 8, 2018Hot New Listing: Charming Amazon Box Bungalow – Prime Location!
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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January 21, 2016Reviews of Me From Things In My Apartment
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types