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Sara K. Runnels
Sara Katherine Runnels is a writer and recovering New Yorker living in Seattle, WA. Her work has appeared in Tinder messages, late-night tweets, Gmail inboxes, group texts, Instagram captions, one Yelp review, several spec scripts her mom thinks are GREAT and The New Yorker. (She’s also a seasoned copywriter and Beyoncé’s best friend.).)
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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September 10, 2018Introducing a New Life-Changing Drug For Men But Mostly Women
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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January 21, 2016List: Reviews of Me From Things In My Apartment
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January 28, 2015List: I Like My Men Like I Like My…
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