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Sara K. Runnels
Sara Katherine Runnels is a writer and recovering New Yorker living in Seattle, WA. Her work has appeared in Tinder messages, late-night tweets, Gmail inboxes, group texts, Instagram captions, one Yelp review, several spec scripts her mom thinks are GREAT and The New Yorker. (She’s also a seasoned copywriter and Beyoncé’s best friend.).)
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August 6, 2021FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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March 17, 2020Alternatives to “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” During a Global Pandemic
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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September 10, 2018Introducing a New Life-Changing Drug For Men But Mostly Women
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August 6, 2018I Like My Men Like I Like My… (Trending Topics Edition)
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March 8, 2018Hot New Listing: Charming Amazon Box Bungalow – Prime Location!
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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January 21, 2016Reviews of Me From Things In My Apartment
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January 28, 2015I Like My Men Like I Like My…
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax