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Tom O'Donnell
Tom O’Donnell is an author and TV writer. The latest book, Hamstersaurus Rex Vs. The Cutepocalypse is out October 2.
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July 26, 2018As Your Republican Candidate for Congress, I Promise to Eat One of Donald Trump’s Turds
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October 7, 2016Can You Believe Donald Trump Did That Thing?
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November 26, 2014List: Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
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November 25, 2013You Are Fired From This Father-Son Acrobatics Duo
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September 28, 2012OCTAGONO! The Award-Winning Game Of Octagonal Strategy
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February 22, 2012Diary Of My Failed Antarctic Expedition
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November 10, 2011OK, Maybe Our Apartment is Too Small for a Bald Eagle
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October 11, 2011I’m Sorry I Bit You During My Job Interview
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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