LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
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Tom Smyth
Tom Smyth is a writer from New York. His writing has previously appeared in the thank you notes from his high school graduation party. He enjoys reading, watching television, and writing about himself in the third person.
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June 9, 2020Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant That Closed Due to Coronavirus”
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May 4, 2020I Keep Checking My Mailbox for My Stimulus Check, But I’m Only Getting Time-Traveling Letters from Keanu Reeves in The Lake House
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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September 16, 2019“Cancel Culture” Is Dangerous Because Everybody Deserves Redemption and the Right to Work, Except Actresses Who Turn 40
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November 15, 2018I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest
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July 17, 2018Donald Trump Reinterprets Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides, Now”
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February 28, 2018Billy Joel Plays “Piano Man” for the First Time At the Bar He Based the Song On
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September 20, 2017Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders
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August 16, 2017Here at Fox News We Have No News to Report, So Enjoy These Images of Tropical Fish
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June 6, 2017Female-Only Wonder Woman Screenings Are Trying to Radicalize Our Women to Fight With Their Forearms
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May 3, 2017Without a Free Press Where Would I Get Real Housewives Episode Recaps?
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March 13, 2017I’m Not Stuck in a Liberal Bubble Anymore Because I Just Watched All Five Seasons of Friday Night Lights
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 9, 2020The 52 Stages of Insomnia
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 19, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 940
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