ILLUSTORIA MAGAZINE
Young reader in your life? Subscribe to Illustoria magazine today. Recognized by The New York Times as a best gift for kids!
Articles by
Tom Smyth
Tom Smyth is a writer from New York. His writing has previously appeared in the thank you notes from his high school graduation party. He enjoys reading, watching television, and writing about himself in the third person.
-
May 4, 2020I Keep Checking My Mailbox for My Stimulus Check, But I’m Only Getting Time-Traveling Letters from Keanu Reeves in The Lake House
-
September 16, 2019“Cancel Culture” Is Dangerous Because Everybody Deserves Redemption and the Right to Work, Except Actresses Who Turn 40
-
May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
-
November 15, 2018I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest
-
July 17, 2018Donald Trump Reinterprets Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides, Now”
-
February 28, 2018Billy Joel Plays “Piano Man” for the First Time At the Bar He Based the Song On
-
September 20, 2017Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders
-
August 16, 2017Here at Fox News We Have No News to Report, So Enjoy These Images of Tropical Fish
-
June 6, 2017Female-Only Wonder Woman Screenings Are Trying to Radicalize Our Women to Fight With Their Forearms
-
May 3, 2017Without a Free Press Where Would I Get Real Housewives Episode Recaps?
-
March 13, 2017I’m Not Stuck in a Liberal Bubble Anymore Because I Just Watched All Five Seasons of Friday Night Lights
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
April 24, 2024Acknowledgments Page for the Email I Put Off for Seven Weeks and Finally Sent
-
April 24, 2024Comic Book Onomatopoeia and Their Real-World Counterparts
-
April 23, 2024In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea
-
April 23, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Golf Course, Lightning