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American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan

This column is the result of Matt McKenna’s indiscriminate synthesis of public policy punditry and hometown sports opining. Matt is an engineer and filmmaker in Berkeley, CA. His films are online at tacowednesday.com.

January 5, 2012

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Bears Fired Jerry Angelo, But Is It Enough to Save the Economy?

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December 8, 2011

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Congress Should Lockout a Professional Sport Until the Super Committee Reaches a Deal

MATT MCKENNA
November 21, 2011

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Quell Social Unrest by Starting the NBA Season

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November 2, 2011

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Reduce Unemployment By Running the Ball

MATT MCKENNA
October 14, 2011

American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Benching Jay Cutler

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