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Dear President Bannon
Inspired in part by Justin Hendrix’s #postcardstobannon campaign, Dear President Bannon is a virtual safe space for people to share their hopes, thoughts, and feelings with the 45th President of the United States, Steve Bannon.
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February 17, 2017Dear President Bannon: I Have Those Handmaids You Asked For
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February 16, 2017Dear President Bannon: Pull the Strings, Steve
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February 15, 2017Dear President Bannon: Congratulations On Your Upgrade to Malebolge, the Eighth Circle of the Abyss!
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February 15, 2017Dear President Bannon: Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears a Crown
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February 14, 2017Dear President Bannon: Be Mine!
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February 13, 2017Dear President Bannon: You Were Great on The View!
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February 13, 2017Dear President Bannon: We Can See the Boils
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February 13, 2017Dear President Bannon: The Reich Rises From Its Demonic Sleep
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February 13, 2017Dear President Bannon: Let the Healing Begin, Steve
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February 13, 2017Dear President Bannon: I Had No Idea You’d Be Leading the Charge as a Puppet Master!
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February 13, 2017Dear President Bannon: I Bet You Look Great in a Cape
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February 13, 2017Dear President Bannon: I Got Rights in My Stars and Stripes
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