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Let’s Make a Million Dollars!

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Let’s Make a Million Dollars! is an illustrated column edited by Annie Wyman, Allan Phillips, and Neil Mukhopadhyay. Pieces—lists, monologues, and so forth—are themed around the best and worst ways to make lots of money. Million-dollar ideas are actively solicited; send submissions to annie@mcsweeneys.net or tweet at @OneMillionDS. Our logotype is by Sunra Thompson.