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Let’s Make a Million Dollars!

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Let’s Make a Million Dollars! is an illustrated column edited by Annie Wyman, Allan Phillips, and Neil Mukhopadhyay. Pieces—lists, monologues, and so forth—are themed around the best and worst ways to make lots of money. Million-dollar ideas are actively solicited; send submissions to annie@mcsweeneys.net or tweet at @OneMillionDS. Our logotype is by Sunra Thompson.

  • June 4, 2014
    Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: I Credit This Company’s Financial Recovery to My Miniature Zen Rock Garden
    CALVIN WILLETT
  • May 14, 2014
    Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: I Am the First Real Prince of Anywhere Who Has Ever Emailed You and I Will Give You $1M to Hold On to My Money Temporarily
    ANNIE WYMAN and NEIL MUKHOPADHYAY
  • April 10, 2014
    Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: A 20-Something Pitches Three Million-Dollar Ideas to an Older Businessman and In Doing So Sells Out His Generation
    ALLAN VOL PHILLIPS
  • March 12, 2014
    Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: Classic Million-Dollar Ideas for New Products Part 1: Apparel
    JOSH MEISEL
  • February 14, 2014
    Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: Draft Catalog Copy for Five New Kinds of Sexy Underwear
    ANNIE WYMAN
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