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July 18, 2013Declarative Doobie Brothers’ Lyric or Instructional Line from a First Draft of a 1950s Hygiene Manual Written By an Angry Person Who Got Fired?
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July 3, 2013Places We’ll Wind Up Going This Summer Vacation
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July 1, 2013’80s Movies if America Had Lost the Cold War
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June 25, 2013God’s To-Do List, Week Two
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June 21, 2013Revised Acronyms for a Changing World
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June 17, 2013Items from the New York Times’ “Meh List” or One of the Many Things I See in Front of Me Right Now?
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June 13, 2013Fly Fishing Fly or Cosmo-Approved Sex Position?
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June 10, 2013Similes of the Painfully Erudite
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June 6, 201310 Life Lessons You Can Teach Your Child by Stacking the Deck in Candy Land.
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June 4, 2013Phrases I May or May Not Have Used in an Attempt to Teach High School English
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May 30, 2013Old People’s Internet Providers
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May 28, 2013Skills I Can Offer Your Post-Apocalyptic, Nomadic Street Gang
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household