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May 23, 2014Poetry Slams
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May 22, 2014Crunch Fitness Class or Political Uprising?
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May 20, 2014Honest Email Fonts
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May 16, 2014Five Reasons Why We Won’t Be Attending Your Couples Writing Retreat
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May 15, 2014Meta-Modern Headlines
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May 13, 2014Extraordinarily Low-Rated Morning Zoo DJ Teams
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May 9, 2014An Academic Curriculum for My Mother Based On Her Primary Topic of Conversation
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May 8, 2014Corporate Time Equivalents
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May 6, 2014Honest Résumé Objectives
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May 1, 2014Feminist Humblebrags
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April 24, 2014Hot Singles are In Your Area!
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April 16, 2014Other Individuals Who Were at the Copacabana the Night That Rico Shot Tony (or Vice Versa), But Whose Presence Was Apparently Not Significant Enough to Warrant Inclusion in Barry Manilow’s Song
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