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April 2, 2014You Know You Are a Perfectionist When…
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March 20, 2014Deleted Scenes From The Mary Tyler Moore Show’s Opening Sequence
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March 18, 2014Short Story Prompts from a Man Who Needs $5000 by Tomorrow
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March 11, 2014Captions for Models in Knitting Catalogs
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March 7, 2014The University’s Pre-Spring Break Lecture Series
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March 3, 2014Do You Need Pharmaceutical Assistance?
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February 26, 2014Almost-Adult Singles’ Grocery Lists
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February 19, 2014Standard Household Measures
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February 14, 2014Alternate, and Ultimately Rejected, Titles Suggested by Pat Benatar’s Record Company for Her Opus, “Love is a Battlefield” in Reverse Order of Rejection
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February 13, 2014The New York Post Covers the Trial of Socrates
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February 12, 2014Please Choose From the Following Eight Options
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February 7, 2014The Sochi Tourism Board Presents: Tips and Tricks For Olympic Athletes and Fans
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household