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May 22, 2014Crunch Fitness Class or Political Uprising?
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May 20, 2014Honest Email Fonts
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May 16, 2014Five Reasons Why We Won’t Be Attending Your Couples Writing Retreat
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May 15, 2014Meta-Modern Headlines
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May 13, 2014Extraordinarily Low-Rated Morning Zoo DJ Teams
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May 9, 2014An Academic Curriculum for My Mother Based On Her Primary Topic of Conversation
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May 8, 2014Corporate Time Equivalents
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May 6, 2014Honest Résumé Objectives
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May 1, 2014Feminist Humblebrags
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April 24, 2014Hot Singles are In Your Area!
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April 16, 2014Other Individuals Who Were at the Copacabana the Night That Rico Shot Tony (or Vice Versa), But Whose Presence Was Apparently Not Significant Enough to Warrant Inclusion in Barry Manilow’s Song
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April 8, 2014The LinkedIn Endorsement Prompts Are Getting Interesting
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household