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July 17, 2014Words to Make Your Poetry Legit
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July 15, 2014Take Your “Good Wishes” to the Next Level
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July 9, 2014Less Ambitious Couch-to-5K Alternatives
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July 7, 2014Other Reasons Bananarama Thinks That Summer is Cruel But Couldn’t Squeeze Into Their Song Regarding Same
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July 3, 2014Summer Motivations Group Fitness Class Instructors Can Yell in Place of, “It’s Bikini Season!”
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June 24, 2014Australian Subdistrict Rugby Haikus
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June 19, 2014Discarded Descriptions of Women From My Contemporary Hard-Boiled Detective Novel
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June 17, 2014My Five-Year College Reunion Mixtape
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June 13, 2014Honest Father’s Day Card Greetings
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June 10, 2014Words of Comfort for an Only Child About to Get a New Sibling
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June 2, 2014Other Things Bullshit Considers Doing, Instead of Walking, While Money Talks
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May 23, 2014Poetry Slams
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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