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November 12, 2014Comments from the Carpenters’ Fall Workshop
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November 7, 2014Purchases I Plan to Make Using Sales from My New Poetry Collection
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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October 31, 2014Things a Real Estate Agent Shouldn’t Say When Trying to Sell a House That Was Once at the Center of a Popular Horror Movie
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October 30, 2014Other Seasonal Drinks
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October 27, 2014Lesser-Known Guardian Angels
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October 23, 2014Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car
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October 22, 2014New Baseball Statistics
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October 20, 2014Things That Needed One More Iteration Before They Were Ready to Go to Market
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October 15, 2014The Wisdom of a Cool Substitute High School Teacher
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October 14, 2014Bond Villain or Bard Student?
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October 13, 2014Columbus Discovers the Weight Room
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