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October 7, 2014Reasonable Responses to Sexually Suggestive Song Lyrics
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October 6, 2014Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
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October 2, 2014Expanded Explanations to Have On Hand to Convince Others Your Purebred Labrador Retriever is Really a Rescue
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September 30, 2014Here Are Some Fucking Barefoot Contessa Cookbook Titles
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September 24, 2014Fitbit Results Throughout History
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September 22, 2014Differences Between Me, Teddy Wayne, and Bruce Wayne/John Wayne
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September 19, 2014Rejected Spaghetti Western Movie Titles
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September 15, 2014Other Things Sheena Easton’s Baby Takes in Addition to the Morning Train
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September 10, 2014Online Reviews of My Phenomenal Work as a Babysitter
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September 5, 2014The Canon of Philosophy Student Karaoke Songs
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September 2, 2014More Accurate Titles of Movies Released This Fall
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August 29, 2014Cartoon Character Revelations Inspired by the News that Hello Kitty is NOT a Cat
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household