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November 7, 2014Purchases I Plan to Make Using Sales from My New Poetry Collection
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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October 31, 2014Things a Real Estate Agent Shouldn’t Say When Trying to Sell a House That Was Once at the Center of a Popular Horror Movie
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October 30, 2014Other Seasonal Drinks
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October 27, 2014Lesser-Known Guardian Angels
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October 23, 2014Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car
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October 22, 2014New Baseball Statistics
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October 20, 2014Things That Needed One More Iteration Before They Were Ready to Go to Market
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October 15, 2014The Wisdom of a Cool Substitute High School Teacher
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October 14, 2014Bond Villain or Bard Student?
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October 13, 2014Columbus Discovers the Weight Room
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October 9, 2014Home-Brewed Beers Customers Have Brought Into My Shop Renamed By Actual Taste and Appearance
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household