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December 20, 2012Things Highlighted in My Ninth Grade Copy of Frankenstein That Also Describe My Adolescence
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December 18, 2012How Some Yoga Instructors Came to Their Practice
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December 11, 2012Answers to Rhetorical Questions Posed by Movie Titles
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December 6, 2012Inverted Reality Show Clichés.
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November 29, 2012Pretentious Trees
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November 27, 2012Actual Similes (and One Metaphor) Found in Teacher Education Texts
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November 16, 2012The Modern-Day Pantheon
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November 15, 2012Things In an Organic Chemistry Lab That Sound Dirty, But Aren’t
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November 7, 2012Actual Musicals That Could Be Academic Journals If They Had Their Exclamation Marks Removed
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October 31, 2012Horror Film Quote or Internet Dating Site First Date?
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October 31, 2012Halloween Costumes I Already Have in My Closet
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October 25, 2012Manhattan Coffee Shop or Material Used in the Construction of a Traditional Powhatan Indian Longhouse?
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