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April 24, 201250 Shades to Leave Your Lover
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April 12, 2012Fake Massachusetts Towns
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April 10, 2012Sociological Observations of Norwegian Black Metal Bands
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April 5, 2012News Headlines From My Apartment
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March 20, 2012Things I Said to My Infantry Platoon in Afghanistan, and What I Probably Should Have Said Instead
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March 15, 2012Honest Spotify Playlists
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March 13, 2012Fitness Magazine Has Some Questions for You
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March 8, 2012Hipster Logic Problems
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March 6, 2012Mathematical Translations of Popular Refrains
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February 28, 2012New Food Mashups
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February 25, 2012Rejected AWP Panels
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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