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October 23, 2012Five Stay-At-Home Mom Lists of Lists That I’ve Started But Won’t Finish Because I Am a Stay-At-Mom and Don’t Have the Time
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October 18, 2012Seasonal Candy Affective Disorder
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October 16, 2012Early American Presidential Voting Blocs
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October 11, 2012Names of Nail Polishes My 74-Year-Old Grandma Barb Would Just Love
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October 9, 2012Lesser-Known Paradoxes
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October 4, 2012What Your Favorite Classic NES Video Game Says About You
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September 27, 2012Inchoate Versions of Band Names
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September 20, 2012Small Poetry Journal Names That Reflect the True Nature of Writing Poetry
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September 13, 2012Ailment or Florida?
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September 6, 2012McSweeney’s Lists My Friend Heather Would Have Submitted Had She Beat Cancer
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August 30, 2012Hemingway or My Mother’s Email?
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August 23, 2012Several Phrases More Accurate Than “This Isn’t My First Rodeo.”
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