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December 12, 2011DSM-5 Diagnoses for Toad from Arnold Lobel’s Frog and Toad Stories
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December 8, 2011Quotes From My TED Talk
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December 6, 2011Band Math
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December 1, 2011Super Short CliffsNotes for All Classic Novels
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November 29, 2011Passive-Aggressive Films
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November 17, 2011Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?
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November 8, 2011Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation
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November 3, 2011Honest Chat Room Acronyms
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October 27, 2011Bear Market
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October 21, 2011My Ballet Teacher’s Increasingly Threatening Metaphors for Lifting the Pelvic Floor
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October 13, 2011My Love for You
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October 11, 2011A History of Pizza Hut’s New Product Releases, 2002-2042
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household