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July 26, 2011What to Say When Friends are Discussing Video Games That You Have Not Played
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July 21, 2011Reasons My Puppet Show Pilot Wasn’t Picked Up for Television
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July 19, 2011More Realistic Makeup Slogans
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July 14, 2011Advanced Yoga Positions for African-American Beginners
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July 12, 2011Other Adages for Sailors
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July 7, 2011Great Quotes From the End of NASA’s Space Shuttle Era
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July 5, 2011What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You
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June 30, 2011Elements of Surprise
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June 28, 2011YouTube Videos With Minimal Views
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June 23, 2011Additional Improvements to the Coors Light “Cold Activated” Beer Can
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June 21, 2011Conversational Italian for the Cast of Jersey Shore
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June 15, 2011Famous Opening Lines from Novels Updated for the Modern Age
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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