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February 21, 2019Improv Comedy Rules for Pessimists
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February 19, 2019My Minimalist Lifehacks
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February 15, 2019Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 14, 2019New Love Languages
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February 14, 2019Romantic Tips to Help Spice Things Up for Couples With Four Children and Two Full-Time Jobs
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February 12, 2019Riddles for Soon-to-Graduate College Students
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February 11, 20198 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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February 11, 2019An Introvert’s Patch Notes for Society
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February 8, 2019Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 7, 2019The Nine Circles of Social Awkwardness Hell
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February 6, 2019Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare
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February 5, 2019A Grant Application for Artists With Children
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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