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April 18, 2019Full Moons for Pessimists
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April 17, 2019My Barbies As a Girl or Me As an Adult Woman?
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April 16, 2019If Women Completed Work Based on Their Percentage of Wages Compared to Men
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April 12, 2019Translations of Your Boss’s Meeting Invitations
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April 11, 2019Writers’ Fortunes for a Cootie Catcher
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April 9, 2019Witch Interrogation Guide/Perimenopause Quiz
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April 8, 2019How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting
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April 5, 2019Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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April 4, 2019How to Help Your Co-worker Implement the Idea He Stole From You
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April 3, 2019Responses to the Question, “Why Didn’t You Ever Have Kids?”
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April 3, 2019Grimm’s Fairy Tale, Zen Koan, or Academic Job Market Advice?
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April 2, 2019My Concerns About Eating Food Off the Floor Have Changed With Each Subsequent Child and Religious Conversion
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household