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May 30, 2019What I Wish I’d Known About College
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May 28, 2019I Like My Anxiety Like I Like My Books…
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May 24, 2019“Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 23, 2019Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 22, 2019Witch Spells to Keep Ruth Bader Ginsburg Alive Forever
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May 21, 2019A Glossary of Frenzied Parenting
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May 20, 2019Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around with Your Daughter
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May 17, 2019Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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May 16, 2019How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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May 15, 2019Six Honest Takeaways From the Gazette’s Massive Investigation Into the Concrete Industry
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May 13, 2019Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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May 10, 2019Barely Useful Mom Trivia
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household