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July 25, 2019Things You’ll Never Hear a Three-Year-Old Say
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July 24, 201910 Ways to Make an Impression at Your First Entry-Level Job
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July 23, 2019Mueller Does Shakespeare
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July 22, 2019Signs Your Bra May Be the Wrong Size Or a Snake
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July 19, 2019Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 18, 2019Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape
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July 17, 2019AP Style Guidelines for Viral Tweets
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July 16, 2019Affirmations for Freelance Writers
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July 15, 2019A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 12, 2019New Societal Archetypes — Now for Men!
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July 11, 2019Federal Sentencing Guidelines for Billionaires
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July 10, 2019Praise For the New Summer Thriller You Already Read
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household