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October 16, 2019Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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October 15, 2019Five Things I’d Rather Get Hit With Than Have to Hear Led Zeppelin’s “All My Love”
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October 11, 2019Books You Want Your Child to Buy at the Book Fair and the Books They Are Absolutely Bringing Home Instead
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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October 10, 2019Why Mark Zuckerberg Is a Better Chinese Person Than I Am, According to My Grandmother
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October 9, 2019Mistakes Average Americans Have in Common With Notable Endorsers of the 45th President
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October 8, 2019What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You, Part Three
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October 7, 2019A Publisher Attempts to Brainstorm Books for Women
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October 4, 2019Classic Movie Dilemmas Fixed by Socialism
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October 2, 20197 Ways to Hide the Release of Frozen 2 From Your Kid
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October 1, 2019Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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