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January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 13, 2020Teen Yoda
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January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
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January 10, 2020What Your Instagram Filter Says About Your Perspective On the Inevitability of Death
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January 7, 202010 Reasons Why You Should NOT Get your MLS (Master of Lighthouse Science)
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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character in a Work of Historical Fiction
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January 2, 2020Things I Should Talk to My Therapist About Vs. Things I Do Talk to My Therapist About
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December 20, 2019A Holiday Guide to Weeping Pillows
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December 20, 2019Holiday Letters from Legends of Greek Mythology
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December 19, 2019King Herod’s Holiday Tweetstorm
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household