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October 2, 20197 Ways to Hide the Release of Frozen 2 From Your Kid
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October 1, 2019Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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September 27, 2019Sexistential Quandaries
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September 25, 201912 Things You’re Not Likely to Hear Anytime Soon In the United States
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September 24, 2019How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
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September 18, 2019Successories for Her
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September 18, 2019The Five Best US Cities for Concrete Dick Slabs
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September 16, 2019Five Reasons to Stop Whatever You’re Doing and Write a Dystopian Feminist Novel
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September 13, 2019Overheard In Star Wars or In a Faculty Meeting?
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September 11, 2019Things My Spin Instructor Said That Made Me Cry
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September 9, 2019Famous Movies Rewritten For Parents of Young Children On Their First Date Night Since Their Youngest Child Entered the Four-Month Sleep Regression
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