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May 13, 2020Teacher Evaluation Form for Spring Semester 2020
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May 12, 2020A Brief Description, Organized By Inseam Length, of the Shorts Tom Selleck Wears in Three Men And a Baby
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May 8, 2020Common Positions You Will Jolt Awake From In Your First Year of Motherhood
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May 6, 2020How to Quarantine Like a French Girl
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May 5, 2020Daily Updates to My Work Email Signature That More Accurately Reflect My Job Description During Remote Learning
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May 4, 2020Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days
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May 1, 2020The Twelve Types of Psychotherapists In This Online Directory
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April 30, 2020Citations for the Latest Rant That Guy Who You Sort of Knew In High School Just Posted On Facebook
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April 29, 2020New Greetings to Replace the Handshake
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April 28, 2020Sexy Emojis Redefined for the Quarantine Era
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April 23, 2020Hamlet or an American Millennial?
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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