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August 5, 2020Blood Donation Clinic Email Subject Line or Orc Battle Cry?
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August 4, 2020Reasons My Baby Will No Longer Be Wearing a Diaper in Public
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July 31, 2020Growing Up In a Strict Immigrant Household or Living Through a Pandemic?
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July 30, 2020Star Trek Villains I’d Rather Have Handling the COVID-19 Vaccine Initiative “Operation Warp Speed” Than Donald Trump
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July 29, 2020The Joy of Sex (With Demons)
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July 28, 2020How to Save Your University from Bankruptcy During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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July 27, 2020Empowering Career Panel Topics for Cisgender Heterosexual White Men
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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July 24, 2020Major League Baseball Nicknames, Trump Political Insults, or Both?
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July 22, 2020Generational Stereotypes for the Next Millennium
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July 21, 2020Female Character Written by Hemingway or My New Houseplant?
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July 17, 2020Captions to Use on Baby’s First Instagram After a Heinously Long Fertility Journey
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household