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July 15, 2020Famous TV Shows as Perceived By a Person of Color
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July 14, 2020Mom Hair Through the Ages
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July 14, 2020Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes
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July 13, 2020We Are Hastily Reopening Disney World in the Middle of a Pandemic with This New Set of Safety Measures
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July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
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July 10, 2020Jury Deliberations In a Highly Contentious Murder Trial or Potty Training a Toddler?
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July 9, 2020Foolproof Safety Tips for Teachers Returning to the Classroom
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July 8, 2020Quarantine Protest Signs from the Black Death
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July 6, 2020Signs You’re a Black Character Written By a White Author
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July 1, 2020Canadian Proverbs
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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June 29, 20208 Ways Men Can Wear Face Masks and Still Feel Manly
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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