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June 25, 2020Questions Kevin McCallister Should Have Asked Donald Trump At The Plaza Hotel In Home Alone 2
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June 24, 2020Oedipus Rex or Mike Pence?
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June 23, 2020Amateur Activist Humblebrags
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June 22, 2020CribbNotes: Study Guides for Bedtime Classics
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June 19, 2020Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
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June 19, 2020Dad Jokes Ruined By the Global Pandemic
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June 18, 2020Anti-Racism Resources From Your Usually Very Funny But Now Exhausted Black Friend
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June 17, 2020Murder Mystery or a Career in Academia?
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June 15, 2020Are You a Landlord or Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide”?
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June 12, 2020A Movie Guide for People Who Think Racial Equality Demonstrations Are Constitutional, Sure, But Also Totally Ruining America
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June 11, 20208 Tenets of Afrofuturistic Utopia
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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