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June 8, 2020Quarantine Developmental Milestones
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June 5, 2020Maslow’s Hierarchy of Post-Pandemic Wish Fulfillment Fantasies
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June 4, 2020Things You’re Learning About White People When You’re Their Only Black Friend
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May 29, 2020Standing Agenda: Family Video Chats, May 2020 to Infinity
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May 28, 2020What to Yell Instead of “Rape” In a Society That Has Collectively Decided Rape is Fine
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May 27, 2020Face Mask Alignment Chart
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May 26, 2020What Will Change, What Will Not
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May 22, 2020Teachers’ End of the 2019-2020 School Year Checklist
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May 21, 2020What Your Favorite Requiem Mass Says About You
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May 19, 2020New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Lied”
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May 18, 2020Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank
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May 15, 2020How to Arrange a Credibility Bookcase for Your Toddler’s Zoom Background
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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