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February 20, 2020A Children’s Librarian Blurbs Adult Literary and Commercial Fiction
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February 18, 2020What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You, Part 2
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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February 17, 202016 Ways to Keep Things Spicy AF When You’re Dating the Ghost of President Warren G. Harding
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts from Famous Fictional Men
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 12, 2020Other Uses For Your Andrew Yang Beer Koozie, Now That Andrew Yang Has Suspended His Campaign
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February 11, 2020Famous Quotes That Have Clearly Been Misattributed to Winston Churchill
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February 10, 2020Amazing Chinatown Food Spots for White Protagonists
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February 6, 2020How to Be a Good Fat Friend
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household