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February 5, 2020Baby-Sitters Club Characters, Ranked In Order of How Likely They Are to Start a True Crime Podcast That Preys On White Women’s Fears and Props Up the Prison Industrial Complex
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February 4, 202016 Tricks to Stretch Out an Essay
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January 31, 2020A Guide to Midwestern Conversation: Super Bowl LIV Fan Edition
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January 30, 2020Observations I Think Strangers Have When They See Me in a Carhartt Jacket
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January 29, 2020Chekhov’s Dramatic Principles for Community Theatre
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 23, 2020Email Signatures In Ascending Order of How Nervous I Am to Be Emailing You
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January 22, 2020Is Your Child an Elder God, Fae Changeling, Keanu Reeves, or Just a Kid?
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 17, 2020Other Jeans Besides Mom Jeans
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January 16, 2020My Antisocial Lifehacks
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household